IM Rant

It’s time to play dress-up for grown men and women.  Yes sir, we all have to dress up in ridiculous suits to reflect the company image.  Let me ask you this: What normal customer anywhere is going to give a shit about professionalism?  No one.  Uniforms absolutely suck.  And in most cases, it isn’t you.

For instance, if you are an aspiring musician, especially in something like rap/hip hop, there is no way your pride and your ego would let you dress up in a suit and tie.  It does not fit your style.  Your style is jerseys, sweaters, jeans, and sneakers.  Not dress shirts, ties, khakis, and dress shoes.  If your style of music is country, you wear cowboy hats, overalls, and boots, not some stupid purple McDonald’s shirt, black slacks, and slip resistant shoes.

Uniforms have also been made a rule in these damn jobs.  If you don’t dress the right way, you either get sent home to do so or you get disclipined.  It isn’t like I’m coming to work naked!  And no one here is going to give a rat’s ass about the way I dress, but rather the way I work.  I just grow tired of the monotony of uniforms.  They suck ass.

Sorry that was so short, but the next time you’re dressing up to go to work, look in the mirror and say this: If it doesn’t work for me, it won’t work for you.  Chase the pipe dream.  Live the pipe nightmare.